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Wicked hard

(FREE STUFF – HUMOR) I stand with my morning cup of coffee and wait for the dogs to finish eating. “OK, dogs . . . listen.” They do not […]

God of stairs

(FREE STUFF – HUMOR) Jack the smaller badly behaved dog wakes me up at 4:00 AM the other day, because contrary to all available no-chance-is-it-anything-other-than-the-middle-of-the-night evidence, he thinks perhaps […]

Genius gets bored

(FREE STUFF – HUMOR) I own a sewing machine, a gift from my in-laws many years ago. Don’t go hating my in-laws, because it was my brilliant idea to […]

Concavity

(FREE STUFF – POETRY) She paused in her story handed me a spoon I stirred light and dark tapped silver curve to rim laid metaled caress alongside danced my […]

L’ouef

(FREE STUFF – POETRY) The 9th summer of his childhood he decides instead of being blind or a black woman or a busty country singer or a pig or […]

syllabic blood

(FREE STUFF – POETRY) What others name shade instead a glass half empty the spilled theft of light

Whorled vision

(FREE STUFF – MEMOIR) Freezing wintry cold. I wait. With the other children, but apart. As always. At the bus-stop. I wait for the heavy doors to swing open, […]

Silent time passes

(FREE STUFF – MEMOIR) I have a photo of myself. I know it’s me, but still I flip it over to read the four tiny perfect red-inked letters I […]

Eating milkweed

(FREE STUFF – MEMOIR) I sit in the sand of my Michigan yard, bare legs stretched out in front of me. I snap the juicy stalk of milkweed, a […]

Collapse of quoins

(FREE STUFF – FICTION) She dreamt. In the dream, she sat at a sparkling yellow Formica table in a matching yellow chair. She ran her hands along the chrome […]

World within worlds

(FREE STUFF – FICTION) She stares at the fish tank without speaking. Isn’t there always a fish tank? She doesn’t say anything, and so I wait. Her eyes begin […]

Blank by intention

(FREE STUFF – FICTION) He opened, as he always did, with words for which there was no adequate explanation or response. “I met a man who keeps his eyeballs […]

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