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Random Rants

 

First, there are now 38 reviews of Fightball: Dying of Suck posted on Amazon.  Three new reviews since Friday!

Vicki (of Twinsma fame) says … This book is now on standby on my night stand for all of eternity because if I have a rough day I can pick it up and giggle myself right back to happy.

Shawna says … Kris captures moments in their lives that not only makes me pee my pants laughing, but also leaves me in awe that she has managed to keep thin control of her sanity! YOU! MUST! READ! THIS! BOOK!

And Dan says … My favorite book this year! I laughed so hard — Maj and Kallan remind me so much of my own daughters!

Five-star reviews, each one.

Which brings the total to 38.

Which means I will return to somewhat regular programming here on Pretty All True after 12 more reviews have been posted.

WE CAN DO THIS, PEOPLE!

And now … I direct you to Renee over at Random Rants, where she has reviewed Fightball: Dying of Suck in spectacular fashion!  Renee has been a supporter of my writing since forever, and I could not possibly love her more than I do.  Thank you, Renee! Thank you so very much for being you.

GO CHECK OUT RENEE’S REVIEW AND LEAVE A COMMENT TO WIN A COPY OF FIGHTBALL: DYING OF SUCK!

THREE LUCKY WINNERS!

I know, right?  Think Christmas gifts, People.

So awesome.

GO!

 

Fightball: Dying of Suck giveaway gratitude Random Rants Renee McKinley
December 8, 2015

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8 thoughts on “Random Rants”

  1. Renee says:
    December 8, 2015 at 12:11 pm

    Yes people, step right up! Take a look…

    Thank you Kris! For all you are.

    1. Kris says:
      December 8, 2015 at 2:13 pm

      Awww.

      We are all mushy.

  2. Vicki says:
    December 9, 2015 at 4:21 pm

    Aww! I didn’t realize I had any fame! Go me! Wait…

    1. Kris says:
      December 9, 2015 at 4:27 pm

      You and I have the same kind of fame … the fame that requires we follow ourselves around yelling encouraging “GO ME!” cheers at ourselves.

      Hee hee.

  3. Claire says:
    December 11, 2015 at 3:39 am

    Are you counting foreign amazon stores? I had to buy mine in the Aussie store, so the review is there, not on the US one… So, doing my bit for you out here :)

    1. Kris says:
      December 11, 2015 at 1:19 pm

      Wait … does Amazon not combine reviews across platforms? How do I get to the Aussie store?

      HOW DO I DO THAT?

      1. Claire says:
        December 11, 2015 at 5:58 pm

        Try this link – http://www.amazon.com.au/Fightball-Dying-Suck-Kris-Wehrmeister-ebook/dp/B0166393FW/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1449885276&sr=8-1&keywords=fightball – I’m the only review up there currently.

        Seems a bit mean to make authors hunt for reviews in multiple stores…

        1. Kris says:
          December 11, 2015 at 6:46 pm

          That is SO odd. I see your review, but it’s as though you exist in an alternate universe. What’s up with that, Amazon?

          Plus, at the link you gave me, it says there is just the one review, but then below, the other reviews are enumerated and listed without yours.

          THAT MAKES NO SENSE.

          Also?

          Thank you! Your review is awesome.

          Hmmm. Why did Bill from New Zealand get to write a review that appeared with the others?

          Huh.

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